my-three-patch-problem:

timelordy-teganbreann:

ohlookalamppost:

blood-and-confetti:

fromthispointon:

blood-and-confetti:

I own tacos 

I will make you into tortillas.

I’M GOING TO BURN THE ENCHILADA OUT OF YOU.

You’re ordinary — you’re on the side of the burritos.

SAY IT AGAIN. SAY IT AGAIN AND KNOW THAT IF YOU’RE LYING TO ME, I WILL FIND YOU, AND I WILL SALSA WITH YOU.

Suddenly I’m Señor Sex

 el padre’s had enough now!

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I want a Tumblr best friend. Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I’d like to.

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unfreshing:

there’s literally no way to tell how many chameleons are in your house

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xxkirahoshi:

xxkirahoshi:

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ne me quitte pas, s’il te plait

ne me quitte pas, s’il te plait

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doctor-who-companion:

doctor-who-companion:

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sassy-gay-jake-english: oh

sassy-gay-jake-english:

oh

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hamletmachine: I have wanted to draw this ever since this post.♥

hamletmachine:

I have wanted to draw this ever since this post.♥

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